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Baby, you are my Tijuana Taxi.""Me -- trying to sleep on the bus station bench, pleading with you to give me a cigarette; you -- choking on my odor, tripping over your purse trying to get away; at the last moment, our eyes meeting. I am not looking for sex and thier is no money involved.
No mimes.""Bitter, unsuccessful middle aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, drooping loneliness looking for 24 year old needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with dull stories, tired sex and Herb Alpert albums. Must enjoy open-air activities and prefer spending time alone as a couple. ) and lets rumble on to the log slide of love to ride the ol skin boat to tuna town. Best ad I've seen today (by a man):"I love to clean, I know it sounds unusual but the reason I like to clean is I like to please.
Some of the dating TV ads may be from abroad but since they were aired in the USA as well, we added them here.
We hope you'll find these dating websites videos as funny as we do and enjoy watching them.
Soup is good food.""I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Rabid Wonder Woman fan looking for someone in satin tights, fighting for our rights and the old red, white 'n blue. Some willingness to assist with basic bodily functions required. *sigh*MWM, 73, looking for SWF 18-35 for an intimate encounter with my wife and myself in a threesome. The things she does with her teeth are out of this world, too, especially when their in her mouth.
Which isn't exactly what we're going for here – so it's no wonder Nadia said he was "one of the worst" daters on the show.